There Can Be No Good Ending to the Barry Bonds Perjury Trial

There Can Be No Good Ending to the  Barry Bonds Perjury Trial  

This is the golden week in the Barry Bonds steroids trial. The hope is his ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Bell, will take the stand and talk about how he was impotent at times, thanks to steroids, and how he had shriveling, let’s just say, parts.

Hah! Got him!

All-time home run leader Barry Bonds is on trial on four charges for making false statements to the grand jury and one count of obstruction. 

Really? We need to know that? It shows in some way that he perjured himself when he said he didn’t knowingly use steroids?

Look, I already made a mistake. This isn’t a steroid trial. That’s just how people see it. This is a perjury trial. And I wish it were possible to separate those things because you can’t let someone lie to a grand jury and get away with it, if that’s what Bonds did. So the trial needs to happen. But ask yourself this: What are you hoping to get from this trial?

Maybe you want the whole steroid era of baseball to be judged once and for all. Bonds, as the defiant leader who broke Hank Aaron’s all-time home run record, serves as the perfect representative. But there is no point in that. That era is already guilty. It’s over.

People want proof that Bonds was a cheater and a liar. What for? He’s already guilty in the court of public opinion. Everyone knows. You want this to reflect on Bud Selig? Too late. He already goes down as the commissioner who chose to look away while steroids saved his game. We have beaten his reputation – rightly so – with a stick, already.

You want Bonds to admit that he did it?

He’s got all the money, he’s got the records, and also, he is never, ever, never, ever going to admit anything. If he wins this perjury case, then he will count it as his proof. If he loses and goes to jail, then he will blame a corrupt, racist system.

This has no good ending. And people are in it for the wrong reason.

Hate.

They hate Barry Bonds.

Bonds is a lonely man in this case. He stands alone and represents nothing but himself. He was beloved as a young man, and he left the game as a villain.

And it was all his doing.

But while I think of him as a liar and a cheat, I’m finding an unexpected sympathy for him. The talk of impotency and shriveling parts serves only one purpose, to turn Bonds into something less than a man.

Now, Bonds’ defenders, as well as his attorneys, are calling this a witch hunt. And they’re right. Problem is, Bonds fits the description. But they also say that the government should have other, more important things to spend money on. They’re dead wrong on that, and it shows that they believe this is a steroid trial.

A steroid trial would be a waste of money. Perjury is a big deal. It could subvert the judicial system.

Bonds is a big fish in an ocean where it’s nearly impossible to catch any fish at all. When you catch someone big, you make him pay because it sends a message. Ask Martha Stewart. The government threw everything at her despite how little her offense was. But did they bust her for perjuring herself or for her stock deals? See, you can’t separate. Most people see perjury as a back door to busting someone for a crime they couldn’t get him on.

So I’m in favor of a trial. A perjury trial. Not a steroid trial. But that isn’t possible.

If this is a steroid trial and Bonds loses, then it won’t be right for the system to put him away while Mark McGwire is St. Louis’ hitting coach.

Somehow, McGwire is slowly being forgiven while people celebrate Bonds’ shriveling status. That won’t look good in the racial divide that already surrounds Bonds. I don’t know how McGwire is getting away with this, or how he’s any different than Bonds.

Took steroids? Check.

Hit home runs because of them? Check.

Broke records? Check.

He didn’t exactly lie to Congress, but rather said he wasn’t going to talk about what he’d done in the past. (Remember? Sammy Sosa forgot how to speak English that day). And yes, McGwire eventually admitted what he’d done, apologized or whatever. That seems to be what people wanted from Bonds. But let’s face it: McGwire didn’t admit to anything until he wanted something. Deny, deny, deny. And then when he wanted to get back into baseball, maybe for consideration for the Hall of Fame, he finally came around.

McGwire was just craftier than Bonds.

McGwire did have the decency to slink off and hide after his downfall, while Bonds kept in our faces, hitting homers, going for the most cherished record in sports, defying and denying.

He was cold and bitter, too. And his tour around the majors drummed up anger from baseball fans. Bonds was saying “forget you,” to fans, but McGwire was saying the same thing. McGwire admitted what he did because it was the best way to get what he wanted. Bonds didn’t admit it because that was the best way to get what he wanted.

Now, Bonds sticks to his ridiculous story that he thought he was taking flaxseed oil and using arthritis cream. You need a trial to prove that isn’t true?

You want a pound of flesh. Thanks to steroids, it doesn’t even weigh a pound anymore, anyway.

Ex-mistress: Barry Bonds blamed steroids for injury

Barry Bonds' former mistress testified Monday that he blamed a 1999 elbow injury on steroid use, and that the body and behavior of baseball's home run king changed during their nine-year relationship.

Called by prosecutors to the witness stand, Kimberly Bell choked up as she recalled Bonds once threatening "to cut my head off and leave me in a ditch," an outburst prosecutors attribute to steroid use. The defense portrayed Bell as an unreliable witness, hungry to capitalize on her affair with Bonds, and Bell acknowledged that the relationship benefited her financially.

This 2006 file photo shows Kimberly Bell leaving federal court in San Francisco

Bonds, who holds the major league record for home runs in a career, is accused of four counts of making false statements and one of obstruction for telling a federal grand jury in 2003 — months after his relationship with Bell ended — that he never knowingly used performance-enhancing drugs.

Bell took the stand Monday morning after San Francisco Giants clubhouse manager Mike Murphy nervously testified that Bonds needed a bigger hat for the 2002 season. Prosecutors say that testimony is important because an enlarged head is a side effect of human growth hormone use.

Under questioning from Assistant U.S. Attorney Jeff Nedrow, Bell said she asked Bonds about the problem with his left elbow, which she described as "a big lump ... it looked awful." She testified that Bonds responded by saying his steroid use caused the injury, because the muscle and tendons grew too fast for the joint to handle.

"It blew out," she said.

Bell also said that Bonds talked about the widespread use of steroids among baseball players, including his suspicion that Mark McGwire was juicing during his assault on the single-season home run record in 1998 — a mark that Bonds later broke.

"He mentioned that other players do it and that's how they got ahead, that's how they achieved," Bell said. Dressed in a dark blue suit, Bonds alternately watched Bell on the stand, scribbled notes and whispered to one of his defense attorneys, Allen Ruby.

Bell, wearing a gray pantsuit and white shirt, said she and Bonds met briefly on July 3, 1994, and attended a barbecue the next day. From there, they shared a romantic relationship that continued even after Bonds married another woman in 1999.

Bell said that Bonds' sexual performance declined in the later years of their relationship. She said that his testicles changed shape and shrank. She also testified that Bonds grew — and shaved — chest hair and developed acne on his back.

A visibly uncomfortable Bell testified that Bonds' behavior also changed over time. "He was increasingly aggressive, irritable, agitated and very impatient," she said.

Bell became emotional as she testified that Bonds verbally abused her starting in 1999, saying that — in addition to threatening to decapitate her — Bonds said "he would cut out my breast implants because he paid for them."

The second half of the Bonds-Bell relationship was the same period when Bonds noticeably bulked up and started posting unprecedented power numbers for the Giants. The seven-time NL MVP hit a season-record 73 homers in 2001 en route to a career total of 762 by the time of his last season in 2007, not long before he was indicted for his grand jury testimony.

In anticipation of defense attempts to portray Bell as a gold digger, Nedrow asked Bell about an interview and photograph shoot she did with Playboy that appeared in 2007. She posed nude and discussed Bonds sexual performance in the magazine.

"I was trying to put my life together," she testified. "Maybe it wasn't the best decision."

Bell testified that Playboy agreed to pay her $100,000, but sent the money to her agent, David Hans Schmidt. Schmidt committed suicide in 2007 while under investigation for allegedly attempting to extort the actor Tom Cruise and Bell said she saw little of the Playboy payment — "about $17,000 or $18,000."

At times combative, sorrowful and composed, Bell spent most of Monday trying to deflect defense attorney Cristina Arguedas' vengeful portrayal of her. It was the first time anyone other than Ruby had questioned a witness for Bonds.

Arguedas spent long stretches discussing Bell's attempts to write a book about Bonds and steroids after questioning her about the radio tour she went on to promote her Playboy appearance.

Bell said she was a guest on a "few" radio shows, and Arguedas shot back "More than 20?" It turned out that she appeared on about 20 radio shows, including the popular Howard Stern talk show. Bell said that the radio appearances were required by Playboy and that she never published the book Arguedas questioned her about.

Bell denied that her testimony was designed to publicly embarrass Bonds, though she conceded she was exaggerating in grand jury testimony when she said Bonds' testicles shrank by half.

She also acknowledged being upset and embarrassed when Bonds told her in 1998 he was marrying another woman. Bonds told Bell that they could continue to see each other when he was on the road with the Giants. Bell testified that after Bonds married, he told her there were "girlfriend cities and wife cities" and that she wasn't allowed to travel with him to New York, Montreal and Atlanta.

Bell said she went instead to San Diego, Houston and Miami. She recalled bitterly how Bonds told her to find her own way home from Houston after the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, when commercial airlines were shut down and Bonds was on the team plane.

Arguedas ran through a litany of financial benefits Bell received as a "road girlfriend." Bonds bought her several cars, including a new Toyota 4runner in 2000, helped pay her taxes one year and provided her with good seats to baseball games, including the 2002 World Series.

Bell also made a $111,000 profit from the sale of a Scottsdale, Ariz., house that Bonds provided her with $80,000 for the down payment.

All such testimony was designed to undermined Bell's credibility, making her out to be a scorned lover who lost a wealthy boyfriend to another woman. Arguedas hoped to convince the jury that Bell had motivation to lie about Bonds' steroid use because of their breakup.

Arguedas also quizzed Bell about an e-mail she sent to Bonds' website in April 2004 listing all the women she knew that Bonds was sleeping with in New York, Phoenix, Las Vegas and elsewhere.

"This is the guy who you described as having penile dysfunction," Arguedas said. "That's a lot of action."

Bonds covered his mouth in an apparent attempt to suppress a grin.